Luann De Lesseps

Chic c'est la vie. Money can't buy you class. Or in this case, good hair.

Tamra Barney

Freedom only makes her hotter. And apparently so does a cotton silver wave bob.

Lisa Vanderpump

Check out Lisa Van Der Cotton's best Betty White impression.

Vicki Gunvalson

Vicki is now an expecting grandmother and plays the role almost too well. Just make sure you don't give her "the evil eye."

Kim Zolciak

We all wondered what was under that wig. Don't be tardy for the cotton.

Caroline Manzo

Matriarch to Grand-matriarch. Let her tell you something about her family. They age bad.

Sonja Morgan

Sonja looks like shes reliving her masquerade party costume. Hopefully shes wearing bottoms this time.

Ramona Singer

Whose that crazy eyed old lady on the subway? Spare her any change? Pino?